Whatever You Find within You

"Whatever You Find Within You" is a romantic comedy of both solemn longing and bumbling confusion, and the rather fine line between the two. When an unread love story by the great nineteenth century Icelandic playwright Dari Stanislad is discovered in 2003 by the brain trust of an educational institution of dubious reputation, numerous obsessed parties squabble like over-stimulated chickens over its vast financial and intellectual significance. Just one problem: the play is incredibly awful, and promises benign ruin on all who dare turn its lousy pages. In no time, "The Cobbleswoddler's Tale" becomes a magnet for literary chaos--but on the plus side, it does bring together a pair of lonely and frustrated academics with fading dreams, wildly different opinions of romance, and a strong desire to get as far away as possible from Dick's Notch Community College. This volume also contains "Noonrisers," a heartfelt ode to unemployed goofballs everywhere.